SIZE WHAT?!

OMFG.

OMFG.

YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE THIS. OMG. OKAY.


DRUM ROLL!







I FIT MY SIZE 4 SHORTS!

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD.

I cant believe I fit them.

I didnt have to squeeze, and they fit like my 6's used to!


Okay so lately ive been pulling up my pants nonstop because they fall down a lot and it was finally warm today so I dug in the attic for some shorts and I found this pair.

Well I pulled them on and was sitting in the mirror agonizing over two bits of fat that looked over the top [think mini-muffin top] and I started thinking about when the last time I wore them was.

'last summer? no.. I couldnt fit them last summer because I was a cow... summer before? what grade was that? what SIZE was that?' scramble to take off jeans, scream in delight when I see 'size 4'.



My heart is still beating like a maniac.

How is this possible??

5'7 120-something lbs and I fit a size 4.

Doesn't physics or something say thats impossible?





Oh god. Wait a second. Maybe they're just a really really large size 4. Is that possible? Do they make size 4's that are really 6's??

Okay wait I have a picture of my stomach. My stomach, thighs and arms are where I gain the most weight, but as of right now I only took a picture of my stomach. I was going to put it up before I went on that long ass hiatus but I was being lazy.
I know you cant see my hip bones, and my stomach is awful and untoned, but here:





I know, I know, lying down is cheating since we all know my stomach looks 23456789 times worse standing up. But those are a size 6 im wearing. I took that about a week ago.

And dont hate on me, I know its bad. Thats what this whole don't-eat thing is about.

Im taking more pictures of my body later tonight when I get home even though I would rather not.



Right now, im late for an appointment and I just wanted to tell you guys about the size four thingy.



XOXO Sophia Ruins <3