my mother makes me want to drown kittens >=|

okay so im totally having the worst day ever.
and i have to get all this shit off my chest because if i dont, i will never be able to walk again.

lol jk.

no, but seriously, 90% of my best friends are guys and the 10% that are girls are either busy or i dont feel like talking to them because of the way they can be.

=/


so anyway.

i woke up today around 130 ish.
found it was my 'girl time' [which usually doesnt make for a great starting of a day]
then went to ask my mom to run to buy me "stuff". [im sure you dont want to read this, you might as well turn back now.]

well, im the kind of girl who happens to be really shy about that kind of stuff so it takes a lot for me to go and ask.
well,
i ask her and instead of saying tampons i say 'stuff' cuz thats just what i do,

and she looks at me funny,
then goes
"STUFF?! WAT KIND OF STUFF? OHHH TAMPONS? IS THAT WHAT YOUR ASKING ME TO BUY YOU? TAMPONS? WHY WONT YOU JUST SAY IT ITS NOT THAT HARD PARIS. TAMMMMPPPOONNNN. SEE?"

and yes, she was literally screaming it at the top of her fucking lungs.
so i feel myself turning bright red, [she gets a kick out of embarrassing me in front of people.] and i run up the stairs because i know shes doing it on purpose and it pissed me off. well, the stairs from our downstairs lead straight into our living room which you have to go through to get to my room, and the second i open the door, i see my stepdad and sister sitting on the couch, snickering their asses off.
my stepdad kept clearing his throat and my sister was ripping at the seams laughing screaming "EEEWWWW".


wow my family is immature as shit.


so then,
i go to my room to clean it up and avoid everyone and im about to get into the shower because my hair is greasy and jacked tto shit, my eyeliner is down my face from sleeping so long, and my pajamas are downright embarrassing.

when my mom yells, "paris come in here."

so, naturally i walk out into the living room and like 8 of my moms friends [most of them guys] are sitting there.

she tells me to say hi and i do while everyone stares at how jacked i look when she goes, [hold on to your chairs]

"yeah, shes 15 and she STILL cant say the word tampon." then she starts bellowing out laughter and everyone follows.

i turn to exit the room and find someones head to rip off when she says
"oh sweetheart dont wear tops like that, you weigh too much to stuff yourself into them."

YES.

THOSE WERE HER EXACT WORDS.

LIKE THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE CAKE I SWEAR.

its like no matter how much i starve myself, i will never be skinny enough to be classified as skinny in her head.

shes insane i swear.



so now i get to go clean the house by myself while everyone goes to the mall.

i feel like god damn cinderella over here.

>=|


not.
a good day.