okay so im going to let you all know right now, im pretty tipsy and i plan on going out in a few mins so A) this is guna be short and B) excuse my shitty typing.
number of cals for today: 94.
i dont count liquid cals.
anyways,
so today B ignored me all day.
yesterday, i saw him walking in the park with a short girl with long dark hair. im blind as all hell, but im 90% sure it was him.
needless to say, it fucked with my day a bit.
so yea, when he ignored me all day, it pissed me off.
i got really fucking aggravated and i texted him telling him i was tired of him ignoring me at random moments.
so he responded asking me to dinner with him saying he wanted to tell me something important.
we go out, get all dressed up, and were at this nice restaraunt when he tells me that hes in love with me.
completely truly in love with me.
so, i said "how do you love someone and ignore them all the time in the same breath?"
he said hes just been busy.
so instead of bringing everything up, and starting shit, i decided that i would wait and see where things go and find the perfect time to pull shit on him.
then,
he breaks out a ring.
a gorgeous shining gold band that looked pretty damn expensive.
he told me that as long as i had that ring on my finger, i would hold a special place in his heart, and be the only girl on his mind and that he was pretty sure i was the girl he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
the only word to describe this moment was BULLSHIT.
i know he doesnt feel that way.
he just wanted to solidify what was between us so that i couldnt break up with him for him being with that girl.
so i took the ring,
put it back in the box,
and gave it back to him.
then, these magical words spilled out of my mouth:
"well hun, i didnt know you took things between us to be like that. honestly, i didnt take us that seriously and it was more of a "when-i-need-you-i-use-you" kind of thing. i mean im sure youre a great guy or whatever, but i dont really have time for guys like you. and i really dont have time for guys that ignore me and spend more time at other girls houses than mine. i dont think its guna work out. oh, but hey, look on the bright side, the ring is pretty. you could always give it to your mom for mothers day or something."
i smile politely.
"you were using me?!" he asks, a look of horror beautifully displayed across his face.
"well, if thats what you want to call it, then sure." bat my eyelashes. sip my diet coke.
"is this about me being with that girl yesterday? because if you saw us together, then you should know thats just my cousin."
"you hold hands with your cousin? haha im not stupid. youre more of a pig than i thought. too bad i didnt break up with you sooner."
his mouth is wide open. his face is red. his eyes look like theyre watering.
i laugh, and get up, and i swear i can feel the entire restaurants eyes glued to me as i walk outside, and call a taxi.
i dont see him the rest of the night, but he does text me asking if we can still be friends.
i ask him why in the world id do something like that
i just publicly embarrassed this guy, let him spend money on an expensive dish i didnt even touch, let him spend money on a ring i refused to take, told him i was using him the entire time, and HE comes crawling back?!
he doesnt text me back.
and i have finally gotten my revenge on that little bastard.
and i managed to do it all on 94 calories.
im proud of myself for once.
and im about to get trashed beyond belief.
XOXO Sophia Ruins <3
Saturday, May 2, 2009
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WOW.
ReplyDeleteyou're fucking incredible.
that's really fucking amazing.
you deserve to get crunk.
Good job.
ReplyDeleteYou're so strong.
Given me the courage (and a few choice sentences) to do that in the future.
Gem xx
Yay! about time you told him where to go.
ReplyDeleteWell done!
Im proud of you too.
:D
.....you kick ass, girly
ReplyDeletethat's awesome! Congrats on the revenge!
ReplyDeleteSophia I love you! You're so funny. And so strong. You're gonna be ok. You're much better without him. Think thin. <3
ReplyDeletexxxx
HOLY SHIT. This is one of my favorite entries ever XD I love when girls stand up to an asshole ♥ CONGRATS!
ReplyDeletewhoa, I almost thought you were gonna say it was all a dream, that was awesome!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting for this post.
I'm so so soooo proud of you for finally doing it!
and at 119 you probably looked GREAT doing it!
Now what about all the rest of the jerks out there?
hehe, you rock
xx, Daisy
You rock! That guy was a pig!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I really dig your blog. Even though you are way younger than me I can relate to everything you write about.
If you get a minute take a look at my blog :)
skinnyzero.blogspot.com
~Cille
Well played!
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